Impossible

Sarah Palin being right or president.

:Its impossible for that republican to be right.
:Sarah Palin will never be president, its impossible.

by chilllikegill January 11, 2011

Impossiblest

More impossible than impossible.

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"

by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015

Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production

within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan

by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.

He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!

by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011

Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009