impala

an excellent chevrolet motor car and a large gazelle which feeds on accacia trees

Second-hand Car Dealer: Which impala would you prefer?

*15 minutes later*

Gang member: What the FUCK? That guy's doing drive by's on a fucking gazelle!
Driver: West Side!

by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007

Impeach Ginni Thomas!

A popular sentiment frequently seen on placards at protest marches all across the U.S., to skewer the power tripping authoritarian misogynists, Clarence and Virginia Thomas, after her post-Capital insurrection emails were exposed.

Once the “Impeach Ginni Thomas!” placards were being seen everywhere, the Republican power couple were most certainly on the road to be duly busted and imprisoned as the vile traitors they are, thanks to their grandiosity and uncontrollable racist and sexist fervor in the form of being diehard Trump devotees which finally gave it all away!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2022

67' chevy impala

The best car ever!

Dean winchester´s beloved car.

Dean: My baby...(67' chevy impala)

Dean: Don´t touch my baby!!

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

by Sabo May 5, 2017

Vlad the Impaler

The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.

Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.

Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.

by GalactaK May 1, 2020

Vlad The Impaler

Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.

Vlad The Impaler was a horribly cruel man but an effective warlord and disciplinarian.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

poultry impediment

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021

Imperator

A term in Ancient Rome that was given to a Commander for his great acheivements on the battlefield.

Maximus Serverus was one of the first men to benamed Imperator in the Roan Empire.

by Jonnyc2121 April 30, 2008