A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
Get the impaling the morals of a minor mug.The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
Get the nad the impale-her mug.A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
by Dimakov January 8, 2014
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My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016
Get the Bold impaler mug.When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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