Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

impairedness

Describing a state of being impaired by drugs and/or alcohol, or some similar condition relating to.

For showing up to work repeatedly in a state of impairedness, your services are no longer required and you are hereby terminated.

by DGRose June 26, 2008

impairational

Impaired yet operational

I had three beers during work and am fully impairational.

by charliehillside September 13, 2012

Racially impaired

1. A person of colour that does not play well with other people of colour
2. A term used to refer to a stereotype about a particular race

1. Look at that racially impaired nigga acting like a white boy
2. Look at that racially impaired cracker acting like a nigga

by your strapon lover May 13, 2024

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

Shelter impaired

To be homeless.

The county would not help me even though they knew I was shelter impaired.

by JennMe November 4, 2019