Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.

Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?

by Morava March 9, 2007

illiterati

Not so secret society of people who seemingly know something about Every subject, but somehow never grasped the basic concepts of the English language.

The illiterati have many 'good ideals' about how to make the world a better place.

by cia0cicci0 April 4, 2011

illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006

illiteratary

Being illiterate somewhat of the time.

God damnit Jalrule, stop being such an illiteratary fuck boi.

by StenchySocks January 2, 2017

Illiterati

The poorly educated cult leaders who run the world’s governments.

How people as dumb as Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene became members of congress is beyond me. They must be members of the Illiterati.

by eekwhim February 10, 2022

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES are a punk band

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES is my favourite band

by Rubbish world July 4, 2023

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013