When a person from state of Illinois, cannot not have a conversation without mentioning the word Illinois, to the point where it becomes utterly annoying.
Tom: How can Jane seriously be that Illinoying?
Joe: I know right? How can Antarctica relate to that supposed "great" state?
Jane: Back in Illinois, we did this and not that.
Cutting her off, John: Seriously, you are Illinoying the crap out of me!
Joe: I know right? How can Antarctica relate to that supposed "great" state?
Jane: Back in Illinois, we did this and not that.
Cutting her off, John: Seriously, you are Illinoying the crap out of me!
by jokerville January 24, 2012
Very boring and overtaxed state sandwiched in between the dumbass heroin addict poor kids in Missouri and the dumbass methheads in Indiana the Hoosier state. Not worth the fucking time at all.
The thought of driving through Illinois makes me want to take the long ass detour so I can avoid driving through it.
by I literally have 0 friends August 19, 2021
by Truth Tree November 18, 2019
A horrible state in the northern Central Plains..
Extremely corrupt politics.
A shooting, stabbing, or mugging everyday (usually in Chicago area.)
High Taxes.
Can get all four seasons in one week of time.
Horrible roadways.
Always feuding with Wisconsin.
Anyone who doesn't live there only knows about Chicago.
Anyone who does live there, pretends they don't.
Extremely corrupt politics.
A shooting, stabbing, or mugging everyday (usually in Chicago area.)
High Taxes.
Can get all four seasons in one week of time.
Horrible roadways.
Always feuding with Wisconsin.
Anyone who doesn't live there only knows about Chicago.
Anyone who does live there, pretends they don't.
"If they as you where your from don't say Illinois...say Chicago. Or better yet don't say anything at all."
If you don't like the weather in Illinois, wait a few minutes, it'll change.
If you don't like the weather in Illinois, wait a few minutes, it'll change.
by Meh217 March 31, 2011
A state full of poverty, murder, and broke school districts. “A pretty awful place” - most Illinoisans
by Megb2018 January 02, 2018
by El Hammertoe January 07, 2013
The state that has only one city: Chicago. Any other city is somehow invalid, and no one knows where you live because you say what town you live in and they make that renowned face that says, "Where in the hell could that be?"
by SocialAnxietyandPizza August 28, 2019