Bullshittery

The act of making false statements or claims.

Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."

by electric172 August 28, 2005

Bullshitry

Something that is comprised or is the result of bullshit. A noun used as an object expressing frustration with the bullshitty aspects of something.

The bullshitry they put you through in that class is absolutely bullshit.

by JayChele February 11, 2009

That's that bullshit

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit

I'M IN LAST PLACE?! THAT'S THAT BULLSHIT!

by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018

bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.

Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"

by Domestic violins April 27, 2008

Bullshitosis

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.

Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!

by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009

ebullshit

ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage"

Man, this guy is selling his load of ebullshit there! Bid? they should put a FORBid button on that!

by mave73 November 18, 2007

Bullshititis

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.

"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

by LaneG March 6, 2009