In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
by Rhimjob June 21, 2011
Get the I eat more than I shit a lot. mug.Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
Get the Things I think while I shit mug.Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020
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Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!
by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016
Get the Fuck this shit I'm out mug.An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.
Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.
by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021
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2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."
ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004
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