Ken: What'd you do in math today?
Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.
Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.
by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020
"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.
Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.
by itzcalb766 December 09, 2020
a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if
Mom: Why did you not do I ready
Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks
like if u want this website dead
Mom: Why did you not do I ready
Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks
like if u want this website dead
by i ready is trash October 01, 2020
Imagine you get your brain getting melted and then poured out your ear, thats whtat iready does, and if you have adhd its 500x worse YAYYYAY
by I HATE IREADY September 25, 2020
government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it
The future: please no
The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it
by hehheheehhe February 09, 2023