ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017

I don't give (swears)

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.

You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

I will swear word at you

the worst imagineable words ever that could be said by a robloxian

robloxian 1: "i will swear word at you"
robloxian 2: "😨"

by theamazingnoob412 December 16, 2022

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024

Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

by Another guy idk September 28, 2022