hyperbole

the word we all thought was a pokémon.

Hyperbole! I choose you!

by get off your phone, John November 8, 2018

HyperBole

Someone who uses hyperbole (exaggeration to make a point) to excess.

A bragger who must always "out do" everyone else.

HyperBole: "I made a million dollars on that client."

Brother: "Dude! Why is every other thing you say a hyperbole?"

HyperBole: "It's not bragging it's true! I'm better than everyone else, that's why."

by OverJohn July 26, 2012

hyperconservative

A person who is so conservative in his or her political philosophy that he or she expects a native or citizen of a country to be employed and self-sufficient at all times (so as to not draw unemployment benefits or welfare), advocate or practice repressive social stands (such as not having sex outside of marriage), name calls those who disagree with them as socialists or communists, distracts voters on issues that have nothing to do with creating jobs and expanding opportunities for the citizenry (like questionable immigration practices or Muslims), and keeps expressing the mantra "take our country back" until it becomes boring.

Tea Party advocate: What is with these lazy unemployed people just going out and fornicating instead of getting an honest job at Wal-Mart?

Average citizen: I have no idea. Are they hurting me in any way?

Tea Party advocate: You didn't answer my question! You must be some kind of Marxist leftist ingrate who does not appreciate the hard "work" Wall Street employees and big business executives do on a daily basis! It is time to take our country back from illegal immigrants and slackers!

Average citizen: And what? To hand the United States over to Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann to run? You are a hyperconservative and out of your freakin' mind!

by tbird4441 January 9, 2011

Hyperbot

"The Robot" (the dance) when put into hyper-drive

I almost crashed my car tonight because I heard some awesome jams and had the uncontrollable urge to do the Hyperbot.

by Vinny and Chris September 18, 2004

Hyperbolarious

1. Synonym of hilarious. Conjunction of hilarious and hyperbole. Used in math related situations or by people who like math.

Person A: "Did you see that new Numb3rs episode?"
Person B: "Yeah; it was Hyperbolarious."

Person A: "Dude, this graph looks like a starfish."
Person B: "That's Hyperbolarious!"

by Captain Artenon June 28, 2009

hyperassilation

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.

When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.

by Rockhouse July 11, 2009

hyperbolyle

noun
noun: hyperbolyle; plural noun: hyperbolyles

Exaggerated statements or claims delivered with such conviction it is often mistaken for the truth.Often used when intoxicated.
Can be used in it's abbreviated form as follows:

A little lyle , a not quite plausible untruth or exaggeration.
A Big fat lyle - usually accompanied by a botanical latin name or a mythical chemical compound
A true hypebolyle similar to the above but delivered with such conviction that it convinces the person who delivers the statement

synonyms: exaggeration, overstatement, magnification, amplification, embroidery, embellishment, overplaying, excess, overkill; More

a prime example of a hyperbolyle is the following "In trying to make an extract from the humble Theophratis by means of titration a salt resembling CH7ROH14 is left behind as a residue"

by Mmal March 29, 2018