hyberdate

To settle down during the winter months and date someone until the weather warms.

John and Megan hyberdated for four months but broke up as soon as spring hit.

by JohnMoor November 3, 2006

hibernate

The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.

Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.

by hy-burh-nat June 17, 2003

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

hiberbation

1) Using masturbation as a mean of entertaining yourself during a snowstorm.
2) The act of enclosing one in one's own house and to masturbate constantly over the long winter.

We got three feet of snow. This is a prime time for some hiberbation.
I haven't seen John all winter where is he? Oh he is in hiberbation we won't see him until spring.

by Technineftw February 24, 2011

Hibermate

A friend who sleeps excessively.

Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?

Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.

by themoorethebetter January 26, 2013

Hiberbate

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"

It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate

by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015

Hiberbate

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate

Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate

by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015