Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus October 24, 2008

hungrexa

The overwhelming desire to eat, brought on by ingesting zyprexa.

Zyprexa has me hungrexa.

by RikGrn November 17, 2009

Hungersome

causing or liable to cause a person to be hungry

John was so hungersome all afternoon after eating his lunch too early at 11:40am.

by Bond-Duck September 14, 2010

hungreepy

Being hungry and sleepy at the same time.

Do I go eat being sleepy or go to sleep hungry? Sucks being hungreepy!

by __] - T August 7, 2018

Artificial Hunger

Hunger created by an outside source, for instance marijuana.

Bob: Hey man your eating a lot more than yesterday, i thought the depression was causing you to have no appetite.

Joe: Yeah it was, this is just artificial hunger from that blunt i smoked 20 minutes ago.

by Bstaff1219 January 2, 2011

Bathsalt Hunger

This is the type of hunger that is uncontrollable. It will smash any kind of diet and typically requires large amounts of pasta and sugar and grease or whatever you can find that's not healthy in anyway. This is "I'm so hungry I want to eat your face" hunger. Typically women get this during PMS, but this can also be known to occur when hungover.

Me: I have bathsalt hunger.
Whoever: What do you mean?
Me: If we don't eat something fried soon I'm going to eat your face.

by jjh77 June 23, 2014

Period 2 hunger

The intense hunger one experiences whilst at school at the end of Period 2 (around 10.15-10.30am).

Oh no! Ive got Period 2 hunger!

by hungrykid October 19, 2008