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Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.
"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"
by Agifofo December 9, 2007
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awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
by Mirado January 20, 2009
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Hummingbird feeder

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.
by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016
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Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011
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Hamline University

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.
Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.
by Shanikana May 2, 2009
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Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.
Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008
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Reindeer Humping

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"
Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.
by lilcity321 December 25, 2009
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