surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.

"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."

by elfrijolito September 20, 2017

stay-home hub

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock

brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"

by smart hooman April 1, 2020

hub caps

Hub caps is bro code for a woman's nipples or areolas. The circular nature of the areola along with the central nipple,or "hub",combined with the surrounding nipple bumps (montgomery tubercles or "auxillary nipples") tend to resemble the wheel or hubcap on a truck or car.This illusion is further enhanced if the nipple is pierced with a barbell making it look like a cotter pin in the "hub" place ther to prevent the nipples from flying off during wild,rough sex or exotic dancing. Along this line,puffy nipples could be referred to as "baby moons".

Dude! When that stripper peeled off her top,I saw the most awesome set of hub caps ever!

by wolfbait51 January 9, 2011

The Hub

Slang for the critically acclaimed site - pornhub

Did you hear Brayden used the school WiFi to get on the hub?

No but I heard he has a curved dick though!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

Hub

Means your going on pornhub

“I’m going to the hub

by Dr.genous February 11, 2020

waffle hub

The only part of a hotel that matters.

1. If there is not a waffle hub in this Motel 6 I'm leaving.

2. The Marriot may be nice, but does it have a waffle hub.

by HUDUH August 13, 2015

Hub Cap

Like a grill for a man's dick tip, it is a gold, silver, or diamond encrusted cap for a man's dick head. It is a fitted cover that can fit on any circumcised or uncircumcised penis.

Bro, Stephanie totally fucked me after seeing my hub caps.

Dude nice hub cap, your dick is iced the fuck out

Bro is that a grill on your penis? Nice hub cap

Awe babe, your hub cap makes you so much hotter

by Framer February 11, 2017