Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

by Mister Portman September 30, 2005

ChristopherBangsexual

Only being attracted to a Guy Who is Christopher Bang, also known as "Bangchan" from Stray Kids and from 3racha

(A disgusting Man):wanna date?
(Me): Uhhmm... EWWW sorry im a ChristopherBangsexual

by Chris.jypeFromTiktok December 18, 2020

Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

by aanonaanon June 11, 2018

kristopher london

A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe

did you see Kristopher London's new video.

by zachF22 October 7, 2017

Christopher Velez

A hardworking and talented man who fight for his dreams! He is also funny and hot but at the same time handsome! And is part of CNCO.

Is Christopher Velez talented?

Of course!!! :)

by its.a.cncowner February 7, 2021

Christopher Nolan

A God

Christopher Nolan actually puts effort into making his movies, unlike Disney

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 8, 2020