hoysehouse

An advanced stage of hypothermia caused by taking an ice bath in the Gobi Desert

"Danny? Did you hear that Bob got hoysehouse a few weeks ago? He is in critical condition"

by spicymother lover May 27, 2021

Hoyered

The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.

I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me

by cubbizzle February 23, 2010

casey hoyer

an AMAZING SEXY ASS BITCH

casey hoyer is miiiiiightyyy fine.

by Caseyhoyer December 8, 2010

hoyven mavin

somthin professor frink from the simpsons
screams every now and then

ahh yes my new invention of the
hoyven mavin! new year

by luhas September 10, 2005

Hoyer

Trashy, trailer-parkish, gaudy, gross, over the top.

Look at that woman standing in front of her run-down trailer with two babies on her hips, a beer and a cigarette in one hand, and the other hand adjusting her swass wedgie. That's so Hoyer!

by Edgar Sanderson August 1, 2008

Hoyle

Hoyle is a name for an absolute amazing person. Once you have met a Hoyle make sure you become friends, they make amazing friends

I really wish I was friends with a Hoyle

by The.Bright.Light August 29, 2017

Jesse Hoyle

jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt masturbate in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. Even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? Music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. :)

"You know that jesse hoyle dude?"
"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."

"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."

the end :)

by Perculiar, ;) June 20, 2009