hot lunch

to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face

pack it. send it.

ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!

by marvy March 21, 2004

mecha hot lunch

A hot lunch, but with tin foil instead of seran wrap.

Come get your mecha hot lunch.

by greengrounds December 25, 2009

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

hot lunch

This is a close relative of "the chilli-dog." You'll proceed to drop a deuce into a waiting girl's mouth and she eats it.

Lynn was tired of eating dick, so she opted for a "hot lunch" instead.

by Scott Ryan Patrick September 18, 2003

Hot Lunch

to drop the biggest ass log ever in somebody's mouth

-how was your lunch man?
-Bitchin
-Was it hot?
-Oh yeah

by n-sanity July 12, 2004

hot lunch

When you defecate into a small container such as e.g. a Ziplock or Tupperware usually used for holding food. This is most commonly employed when you are stuck in an enclosed area (like say, an elevator) and you need to take a dump.

"During the power outage across the city, the six of us were trapped on the 31st floor and after a few hours we had to start packing some hot lunches.

by The Kaiser August 23, 2005

Hot Lunch

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

by Anonymous February 3, 2003