chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.

by pandroid October 12, 2014

Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

Verbal hostage

When someone backs you into a corner during conversation leaving you with no correct response to a question or comment.

I'm not sure what you want me to say because since you're keeping me as a verbal hostage there isn't much for me to say.

by Supreme Kai August 26, 2017

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.

Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.

by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021