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Josephine

A crazy, amazing,hot, histaricle girl, that any guy or girl would be lucky to have. She s quite the jokster especially when it cUms to sexual jokes, the gayest of all gayersons an awesome friend and knows right from wrong when she sees it. Not to mention she's quiet the dumb shitb yet in the funniest ways possible and can brighten a persons day with nothing but a smile.
Boii:Man she's quite the character

Girl:that's Josephine she's lit
by Rylee Poirier May 26, 2017
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Josephine

A beautiful, sweet girl who looks like her daddy.
Flirty Slim: “I’ll name my firstborn Josephine because she’s beautiful just like her daddy
by Flirty Slim December 3, 2018
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Josephine

Josephine the best friend a person could have! She is usually blonde.. She has a great humor and is really pretty. She sometimes is insecure but lots of guys are dying to go out with her. At first when you meet her she is shy but when you get to know her she is Wild! She is the sweetest person ever!
Person1: I was with Josephine yesterday, we jumped in a cab and told the driver to follow the car in front of us! Dayumm this girl is wild!
by Itsnaomibitch September 9, 2012
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Hosepipe

When used properly, it is the correct term for a flexible tube or pipe that chiefly carries water from a rigid pipe connection. The actual term originated in Britain where it is used almost exclusively, and it is also used correctly in most Southern States of the USA. In most areas of the North Eastern USA, Garden hose is an acceptable term, which implies use only for a garden although seldom used solely for this purpose.

When, "Hosepipe" is used in urban slang, it is usually used derogatorily by a person from the Northern States of the USA, often while attempting a poorly portrayed Southern accent to imply some degree of unintelligent speak, I.e. trying to belittle the intended person or audience. Ironically, the actual use of this term in the fore mentioned manner has the opposite effect, thus by revealing the user's own insufficient intellect.

So be forewarned, if you use this term as Urban Slang to belittle a person or group of people, then it is suggested that you use it around your fellow group/crew of uneducated halfwits that will not be able to discern true intelligence from an unsubstantiated inflamed ego.
Yous Guys, today sawr a guy wearing overalls, irregardless that there aint no farms in the city. He probly just finished, "Drank'n from a Hosepipe" before he left the boonies.
by Mudminnow March 8, 2019
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Josephine

Josephine is the type of girl that you fall in love with so strongly that even the thought of being apart makes you miserable. When you find someone as special as a Josephine don't give up on them. be patient, kind, caring, generous and so endlessly loving that it is the only thing you know how to do. This girl will be your soulmate and the only girl that forever holds your heart.

i love you josephine.
Josephine would be defined as the girl that you see once and can't seem to get out of your head no matter how hard you try. Or, the girl you just know is your soulmate and can see yourself spending the rest of your life with.
by urloverforever December 29, 2021
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Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg August 16, 2013
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lil housephone

A black rapper from Hawthorne ca who is addicted to ketamine and fent xans
Damn lil housephone is in the kitchen snorting horse tranquilizer again.
by Adthemarvelous March 12, 2021
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