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A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.
horseshoes by godzillamaster April 10, 2010
horseshoe-pillow
The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.
One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.
horseshoe-pillow by QuacksO July 8, 2018
horseshoe lip
pack in rubbing tobacco to the point where it extends completely around the lip from side to side, thus forming a horseshoe like shape with your lip. Usually the shape of the lip with someone who has an excessive amount of rubbing tobacco (ie skoal, copenhagen) in their lip
horseshoe lip by Adam Bucci April 16, 2008
horseshoe fandango
After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.
horseshoe fandango by Mr Salek June 29, 2006
horseshoe
The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.
Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.
Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.
See also hardwear.
Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.
Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.
See also hardwear.