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Dirty Hernandez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.
In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
Dirty Hernandez by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Angel Hernandez

A person (usually a referee/umpire) who is mentally challenged and blind that does nothing right and has no friends
There is no way that was a strike you fucking Angel Hernandez.
Angel Hernandez by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018

Chicharito Hernandez 

A goal scorer who played with one of the best teams in Mexico, Chivas. Because he had fatherly power (his dad and granddaddy played) he was really good and owned vs France and scored vs Argentina's gay golie, Sergio Romero. He will play with the English giants Manchester United. He will become greater than Hugo Sanchez and will help Mexico win a world cup.

Many Mexicans especially Mexicans Americans think you have to be cool and badass by having a hairstyle, but Chicharito has regualr hair and is already a loved person of Mexico. This has led to many Mexicans to stop using hairstyles and try to be like him.
A European that doesnt no anything about Mexican soccer--Chicharito Hernandez, whos that?

a year later--Wow this guy is a legend, no wonder Mexican soccer is so bad ass!

aaron hernandez

Guy who played in the NFL for the Patriots, but went to jail cause he killed a guy.
If you see Aaron Hernandez, run!
aaron hernandez by Coaler13 April 16, 2015

Mariana Hernandez 

Mariana is the most beautiful girl in the world she smart, funny, creative, cute, and much more. She's perfect she's like the only girl that will understand everyone, if you ever catch a Mariana don't let her go. The best girl you will ever meet. She's mine.

Gabe Hernandez 

Gabe hernandez is the biggest normie around. Some people might consider him to be the mega normie times a quintillion. He is also a Borneo a mega oof Borneo.
“Hey, Sally did you hear about that Gabe Hernandez, he just won’t stop being a normie!” n word said