horse shit

It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.

Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.

by RumbleRoar June 23, 2012

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009

Horse Mouth

When too much gum shows on the top row of teeth when smiling

NEIGH. that girl has major horse mouth

by skyezzz September 13, 2016

Horsedick Hound

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.

I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

Horse Tornado

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.

Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?

by SophDaBest August 22, 2014