Horizontal dancing

Gettin' jiggy with it

Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage

"Let's turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later... do a little horizontal dancing"

by Lottycat February 27, 2009

horizontal bopping

When the male is laying down behind the female and he sticks his penis into her vagina. Then the male thrusts his pelvis causing a "bopping sound". The two people are laying horizontally while doing this action.

Last weekend i was horizontal bopping the shit out of this chick

by bust_a_nut January 19, 2010

horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

by Clint G April 4, 2006

Horizontal Kartwheel

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 11, 2008

Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"

Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....

by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011

Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

horizontigo

The sensation of motion experienced when stopped in your vehicle and not really paying attention (such as when looking at your phone while stopped at a red light) and out of the corner of your eye you see the car next to you pull forward or backward, giving you the false impression that your car is rolling. This is often triggers a brief feeling of panic and reflexive brake action until you realize what is actually going on.
Play on words from vertigo.

"OMG I thought the car was rolling forward, but it was just the car next to us backing out of their parking space. I hate that feeling of horizontigo."

by AnomalyDetected December 7, 2012