A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
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Get the Homeland Security mug.This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
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Get the hoeless mug.Hopeless Romantics are NOT Hopeless per-say, but very true, caring, and loving people. They are "NOT MADE FOR TODAYS STANDARDS", sadly. They believe in passion, chivalry, and true love. They have loved sincerely at one point in their life, discovered what love feels like, and can't understand why it was not returned in the same form. Hopeless Romantics are usually dreamers, idealists, and sincere, however what they expect in any relationship is a full return for their effort and caring, to be loved as much as they loved. What makes them "Hopeless" is the fact that they are few and far between in todays daily life, and usually get let down in the long run, even though they gave all they had to give, money, love, time, housing, belongings. Hopeless Romantics give 100% ALL the time, and hope for the same in return.
Hopeless Romantic - "One Day you'll find sumone who appreciates you, loves you, u gave so much, u were so true and faithful, u did EVERYTHING RIGHT" - you
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