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Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.
by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018
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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009
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Hofeldt

A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.
I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt
by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009
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hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
by David Leee January 12, 2007
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Hopeless Romantic

Hopeless Romantics are NOT Hopeless per-say, but very true, caring, and loving people. They are "NOT MADE FOR TODAYS STANDARDS", sadly. They believe in passion, chivalry, and true love. They have loved sincerely at one point in their life, discovered what love feels like, and can't understand why it was not returned in the same form. Hopeless Romantics are usually dreamers, idealists, and sincere, however what they expect in any relationship is a full return for their effort and caring, to be loved as much as they loved. What makes them "Hopeless" is the fact that they are few and far between in todays daily life, and usually get let down in the long run, even though they gave all they had to give, money, love, time, housing, belongings. Hopeless Romantics give 100% ALL the time, and hope for the same in return.
Hopeless Romantic - "One Day you'll find sumone who appreciates you, loves you, u gave so much, u were so true and faithful, u did EVERYTHING RIGHT" - you
by Lost Cause 1011 September 30, 2009
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hopeless fountain kingdom

Halsey's second studio album. Short form is HFK. The album's most famous song is Now or Never.
Stefi:Have you heard any tracks from Hopeless Fountain Kingdom?
Tyler:Yeah, one hell of an album!
by FuckingFucker. August 12, 2017
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Hoelle

A chick i used to fuck named Noelle, she was a real neighborhood Ho
Hoelle, wow yeah she has been around the block for a hot minute now
by Postypost January 26, 2019
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