Horatio

Jesus' middle name. Sometimes shortened to just the initial 'H'. This form of Horatio is used most often when excited, angry, or surprised.

Jesus Horatio Christ! -or- Jesus H. Christ!

by allisex August 7, 2008

Hoenation

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Horatio

Horatio. Well Horatio is a wierd kind of guy you know. A very sad emotional type of person. He also gets mad very fast..?Probably gets it from his parents who knows✋. Very self-contained and will extricate himself in any bad or harmful situation or altercation. Very handsome and a well known funny funny guy. A very very nice person, the type of person to give you his last 50 bucks if it was that kind of situation, very nice. And also welly mannered and well behaved kind of person. Exclusive when it comes to laughter with that person, And is Very Respectfull don't ever think of him or her as a Disdain or Disdainfully person. He is quite the opposite.

Bro he\She just pulled a Horatio on that chick\vato\guy

by Bob Jiggy April 16, 2019

Hosation

the noun form of a hosed state.

User: "My computer is hosed again."
Tech Support: "This hosation was caused by a virus downloaded during your excessive porn surfing."

by Brian N April 21, 2006

Horatio-Caining

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.

That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.

by notyourmamasiambicpentameter February 21, 2018

Hoelationship

When two hoes, or those with hoe tendencies, enter or maintain a loosely-defined, monogamous relationship with one another. Even though both parties have left their hoe status in their hoelationship, both individuals will always carry the “hoe” with them.

Did you hear? Jenna and Lucas have been in a hoelationship for over 6 months now! Who would’ve thought?

by Nicholasssssss November 30, 2019

Hornotional

When you're emotional and Horny then you're Hornotional

I'm so Hornotional i need a bf/gf

by jumi77 July 8, 2020