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Mr Hoppy 

Mr Hoppy, 70's space hopper owned by Ivan Dobski the Meat Safe Murderer.

Long time friends, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for 27 wrongfully accused years, there was a brief period in 2003 when Mr Hoppy abandoned Ivan to live a glamorous life of excess. However the drugs and orgies left him homeless and hopeless in the gutter, and Ivan was there to pick up the pieces and repair their friendship.

They are now serving a rightfully accused stretch back in Crowmarsh.
See BBC's Monkey Dust for more Mr Hoppy.
Mr Hoppy by Scorchio August 28, 2006
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Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.
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hip-hopster

Hipster who is more into hip-hop (The Cool Kids, Spank Rock, A.T.C.Q) than indie rock/electronica. And who's style is a mix of old school 80's with typical hipster staples. Might be seen skating around with their ironic basketball hat.
"Look at Aaron Lacrate spin those underground French hip-hop records, he's so hip-hopster!"
hip-hopster by TataJuJu February 25, 2008

Audacity of Hops 

Audacity of HOPS, also called the "Beer Summit" is President Obama make-up meeting beer drinking mixer between Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Cambridge, Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley in the Rose Garden of the White House.
drinking Beer in The White House to amend racial tensions , is for sure an Audacity of Hops!
Audacity of Hops by RickHard July 30, 2009
Really talented underground rapper that is slowly but surely making his way into mainstream rap. Raps about life, whatever he feels like. Doesn't rap about drugs, bitches, etc. Usually compared to Eminem. Keep up the work Hop if you are reading this.
Dude 1: What are you listening to?

Dude 2: Hopsin.

Dude 1: Hopsin!?!?! I heard he is good.

Dude 2: He is homez.
Hopsin by SweetTeaIsGood November 21, 2013
A great rapper that doesn't rap about bitches, drugs, or money. Also, his contacts make him the black Marilyn Manson.
Guy 1: Hey man, who are you listening to?
Guy 2: Hopsin, he's a great underground rapper that doesn't talk shit.
Guy 1: He also looks like the black Marilyn Manson.
Guy 2: True.
Hopsin by SexualOnion August 27, 2013

Hopsicles 

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.


1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsicles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsicles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!
Hopsicles by Jimmy Broo January 11, 2009