hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

rotten hootchie

a nasty foul smelling woman or her spoiled cunt, which looks like a decomposed piece of octopi or squid.

oooh, I think she just rubbed her rotten hootchie on me.

by smokebongo November 13, 2010

HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!

Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!

by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Hookah Nick

A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs.

See also "Hookah Fluffer"

Hookah Nick showed me a new brand of tobacco yesterday and man was it awesome! He really did deserve that blowjob I gave him.

by Imnothookahnick December 2, 2009

Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.

Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!

by CHH November 6, 2007

Hookah Whore

Someone that takes too long of a turn when smoking hookah. Similar to a hookah hog.

Give someone else a try, you hookah whore.

by Dick Shanary September 25, 2008