HOODWINKED

When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.

Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.

by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

Hoodwinked

When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose

Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over

by TheMadStoner December 26, 2021

Hoodwinked Effect

The erroneous classification of a piece of media as "lost" when it is merely extant and unavailable on mainstream streaming platforms.

Many people online labelled a game as "lost media" even though it just wasn't available on Steam or Epic. You can just grab it from your local video game retailer. This is what's called the Hoodwinked Effect.

by AngellTangell January 14, 2025

Hoodwinked Effect

The mindset among people who have abandoned physical media in favor of streaming services like Netflix and Prime Video, where if a movie is not on any streaming services and is inaccessible outside dvds or piracy, it might as well be lost media. Named after the 2005 film Hoodwinked! which has been called Lost Media by users on Twitter

That movie isn't lost media, I have it on DVD! Oh well, another case of the Hoodwinked Effect

by StarHogs January 4, 2025

HOODWINK

To blindfold someone; someone or something covering one's eyes.

He got hoodwinked on the way to a secret location, in the car.

by Knighthawkmason May 4, 2021

hoodwink

when an old, worn-out, dusty woman who is wearing a very short skirt bends over to intentionally moon everyone behind her and "show them what's under the hood"

There goes Diane, hoodwinking everyone again.

by cooswaggle October 3, 2024

Hoodwinker

The type of girl that's from Delaware but grew up in Philadelphia and says she's a Californian but in reality is a narcissistic gaslighting demon from Dantes Inferno, she'll seduce you like a siren and sing you to shipwreck while living off your spirit energy, she usually keeps her x boyfriend around long after your dating... As a "best friend" That she secretly smokes crystal meth with behind your back as they wager what part of your soul they will sell first after they've emptied your bank account. It will usually take 3-4 years before you can break the spell of this special creature and try to piece your life back together again. Beware!

Hey bro why don't you like this new girl that I'm trying to date. Well bro I keep trying to tell you she a real "hoodwinker"

by Pyramid Oracle May 28, 2023