honkytonk

Someone who has a lot of computer knowledge/usage but is able to hide his geeky status in social situations.

I didn't even know he was a computer nerd, hes that much of a honkytonk.

by lilster January 31, 2005

Honkey tonk

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

Honkeytonkin

1. When a Conservative white guy dances so bad to hip-hop music, even white people get embarrassed.

2. An unironically flailing Honkey mess of uncoordinated physical gibberish Killing the entire vibe due to second hand embarassment at the club or on social media.(A play on the word "Honkey")

This muthafucka in here Honkeytonkin and shit.

by Sparky's Joint February 8, 2025

Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

by FoxyFly January 7, 2018

honeytone

A low bass frequency that causes females to become aroused, resulting in wet nectar like dew

When she heard the honeytone she couldn't help but writhe around in bassy bliss, not caring who saw

by wobblo September 8, 2011