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honkylocks 

Dreadlocks worn by a white person (a "honky"). Often worn by trustafarians, college students, organic grocery store clerks, or other poseurs. Also called "bathroom dreadlocks," since white people must typically use specialized hair products to obtain them, whereas dreadlocks will develop naturally for most black people.
Did you see that hippie that works at the fair trade coffee shop?
Yeah, she's got a serious head of honkylocks going on there. Wonder how long that took her? She's even got the "ethnic" looking beads in it.
honkylocks by discontinuuity January 5, 2009
Offensive slang used as a disparaging term for a person from east-central Europe, especially a laborer.

Dialectical variations include: hunky, c.1896 and honky, c.1946.

Variation in spelling includes: hunyak. Probably a compound of Hungarian + Polack.

All these terms are used contemptuously.
When my grandfather immigrated to America, it was hard for him to get respect at work, because everyone thought he was just a honyock.
honyock by Sirtosky February 2, 2004

Honeysuckler 

A male or female that requires a flavor enhancer to perform oral sex to mask the bodily taste. Typically chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream or other sweetener.
Tonya only sucks dick if she can cover it in Hershey’s. She’s a honeysuckler.

Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.
Honeysuckler by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

tennessee honeybucket 

The act of having sexual intercourse in a port-a-potty and using the waste left in the toilet as lube.
I want to tennessee honeybucket a sorority girl at a tailgater this weekend!

honeycake 

Someone (usually male) who is so good, you want to eat them.
He is my honeycake and I want to put him in my mouth.
honeycake by 3rd Duke of Dorset November 23, 2007

Honeycomb 

A word used to describe someone who lives near the water (usually a resort town) and preys on young women who are on vacation. The term "honeycomb" derives from the commercial for Honey-Comb Cereal involving a young blond spiky-haired boy with an abnormally large mouth and jaw line.

Although extensive research has not been done on the honeycomb phenomenon, it is believed to be a recessive gene passed on from the paternal side. There are 4 trademark physical features of a honeycomb; an abnormally prominent jawline, a very large mouth or fake and cheesy smile, a skater or overly-styled hair dew.

If you try to remember attempting to meet a girl by being a gentleman and were blatantly cockblocked by what many would call a group of dickheads you will picture honeycombs 99% of the time. They are pack hunters and use methods of flirtation that most would call douchebaggery.

There are many theories to the origin of the honeycomb none of which can be confirmed. Many believe it is a bio-weapon that alters DNA created by the Chinese to weaken American intelligence. Others believe that large-jawed aliens came to earth and mated with our females altering us genetically.

Wherever they came from they are a true nuisance and must be extinguished.
Yo look, girls playing volleyball! --ugh never mind, honeycombs got to them first.
Honeycomb by tyco&vessal December 30, 2010