grande el hombre

a stupid fag that thinks he is the best at counter-strike but really likes to suck dick all night

Grande el Hombre sucks at Counter-Strike and likes to suck his brothers cock.

by st3f4n August 19, 2003

zapatos hombre

shoes man!!!

get off my zapatos hombre

by Mini Cho Brian L November 19, 2009

Leche De Hombre

Milk from a mans breast in a glass with ice

Ted: do you want some Leche De Hombre

Nick: thanks I love mans milk

by i love ashley b August 13, 2015

El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Dirty Hombre

A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.

Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.

Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.

by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Eres hombre

It’s just a way to say “you are a man” in Spanish

“Wait? Eres hombre?”

by Gooberz!! March 21, 2024