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You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010
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holding in a restart

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".
Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.
by Moondoggy November 8, 2008
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Hollingsworth

Like a good whisky a Hollingsworth is distinctive and rare, never boring or average. He strives to realize his full potential while never judging others unless they wear 5Fingers footwear or similar gaybert attire. Because of his many sensual talents, sexy physique and physical attributes, psychological and physical dependence can be a danger. If you find yourself completely addicted there is a treatment facility in Southern Albania on the Ksamil Islands. The waiting list is long and the facility is only accessible by boat because a true Hollingsworth addict would do anything to be near this beautiful and amazing man.
My Hollingsworth addiction is so strong, I need a fix now!
by 5fingers October 14, 2011
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holding 4 fingers up

You love getting railed by huge black men named Tyrone Jaquavis.
“Hey, did you see that guy holding 4 fingers up? He must’ve got that huge horse cock up his ass!”
by LilDeeBson April 25, 2022
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Holding hair

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.
Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.
by Boatblder December 17, 2008
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Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.
Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!
by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014
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hand holding

When you hold someone specials hand and you feel a jolt of electricity go through your hand, then up your arm, then through your whole body. (Like a boyfriend or a girlfriend)

Or it's a form of saying "back off bitch, he's mine" (for a girls aspect) and for a guy it would be "back off you assholes, she's mine. "
"Holding his hand was phenomenal. His warm hand when he joined my cool hand was the best thing I've ever experienced. Hand holding is the best with him."
by Stay chill June 23, 2014
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