hofight

Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.

hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)

by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010

Hoagie bowl

A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.

Lawn at Wawa: Can I get a hoagie bowl?

Ben: You mean a salad?

by Bennehftw November 30, 2022

frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

hobag

noun: A term of endearment used to describe a person who satisfies any of the following descriptions (1) bringing the realness (2) being good at frisbee (3) being a good friend (4) being awesome at tie dye (5) just being awesome (6) owning a Bum.

(Definition used extensively throughout North and South Carolina, particularly in the ultimate community)

Happy birthday hobag! I tie dyed a Bum for you!

by aHo31 July 4, 2010

Hoagie Titties

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006

hoagbin

A weird teacher from a school called CMS ps btw I’m a 6th grader 2017-2018

He’s so hoagbin

by One oofy Boi February 13, 2018

hobag in a grobag

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.

"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."

by pixie debauchee April 21, 2007