Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

huggedy hof

Max's small sausage

Max you have such a huggedy hof and shlotsies

by Oal August 20, 2017

HOF Robber

The Saints 2009 sweep of 3 HOF QBs in the playoffs.

HOF Robber was in Jordan Thomas Cooper’s colleagues the Jindals state.

by Coop Dupe February 25, 2024

Hoffed

The act if hooking up with Eric Hofer on Maui!

She got “ Hoffed” big time last night!
He’s “Hoffed” every flight attendant there is!

by Maui Legends January 6, 2023

HOF

Anyone over 50 tryna describe something being "Hot as Fuck" using text speek.

Oh damn Michael, check that girl out.... She's HOF!

by demon degenerate July 22, 2022

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021