Hockey Shower 

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.

Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

Hockey Shower by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

hockey stick dick by P-Mo March 19, 2014

Hockey Stick Treatment 

Getting beat up by a hockey stick.

This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.

Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!

Hockey Stick Treatment by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

Hockey stick moment 

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.

"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...

Hockey stick moment by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016

hockey sockey 

Punching someone in the throat.

Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*

hockey sockey by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017

Hockey sport 

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"

Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport

Hockey sport by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.

My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.

Wisconsin Hockey Stick by Idofishbad December 1, 2025