hoager

Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.

Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.

by SimonClint April 25, 2017

pull a Hagelmoser

To 'pull a Hagelmoser' is a (roughly translated) traditional, slightly-out-of-fashion German idiom describing a young, dopey person attempting to attend a festivity that already took place a day ago, thus causing amusement witht the irritated hosts who are suprised by the late arrival.

Fritz, what are you doing here? Uncle Hubert's divorce dinner-party was yesterday! You've obviously pulled a Hagelmoser.

Let me check my calendar for your sister's wedding ceremony. I certainly don't want to pull a Hagelmoser.

by Guenther-San July 15, 2010

haagen dazs

synonymous with life

haagen dazs? more like haagen dAWESOME!!!!!

by Dudley D July 27, 2008

The Hodge twins

Hilarious youtube identical twin brothers who give commentary on shocking and weird current events as well as workout and relationship advice. They're known for their many catchphrases, among some of them being:

"FUCK out da wheyy!!"
"Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do!!"

"Bustin' all KINDZZ a nuts"
"Make you some GAIINNZZ"

"Did you see that new video by The Hodge twins about that guy who had his house surrounded by mountain lions for a few days??!"

by caddierock66 December 2, 2013

hoaxed

When you get Covid-19 and suffer massively, and then die.

Did you hear about Jim dying in the hallway of an emergency room last night? He got hoaxed

by ubeenhoaxed April 11, 2020

Hodge Podge Beer Pong

When one want's to play beer pong but it out of the normal red party cups. One goes into the kitchen and finds the most random containers to play beer pong with. Examples include, coffee mug or pots, pitchers, steins, measuring cups, teapots or pickle jars or anything else you see fit.

Rumple- Lets play some beer pong
Joe- No, we shall play Hodge Podge beer pong and it shall be grand!
Towns People- Huzzah!

by Arumple January 13, 2009

Hoagiefest

A WaWa festival. Best hoagies out there for a great price. Just can't be beat.

I just got an amazing hoagie for $2.99 during WaWa's Hoagiefest!

by givemeadamnnameplease August 17, 2010