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Most husbands have names – John, Dave, Benoît, even – but if someone really wants you to know they have one, that dude will be known only as “Hubby”. It’s used by those recently wed and bizarrely anxious to show they’re settled and sorted. First recorded in 1600, in 2017 “Hubby” is wrapped in “I have one, you don’t” smugness, a fast-forward to the kind of cosy resentment only 20 years of marriage can bring you. Listen carefully, and you can almost hear Hubby’s slippers shuffling towards you – even though he’s only 29.
Stacy: Oh look how nice my HUBBY is.

Blake: man you just made me cringe so bad "seizure"
by talk real shit October 22, 2020
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hubby

A term for a husband. Used exclusively by women who have an underdeveloped sense of self and who have come, to some degree, to define themselves by whom they marry. These women look to their hubbies for happiness and constant reassurance. Without some hubby or other in their lives, these women would not know how to lead a meaningful life. They therefore tend to exaggerate the good qualities in their spouse, i.e. their hubbies are special to them only because they're so insecure about their lives.
My hubby is out of town, I don't know how to occupy myself without him.

My hubby! Hubby!
by guht3455 August 25, 2010
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chubby hubby

the guy that makes you feel amazing! the guy that you want to live with and love for the rest of your life
ray is miranda's chubby hubby! Miranda loves her chubby hubby!
by mickey dizzele February 6, 2009
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Hubby

A slang version of “Husband
“That’s my hubby” or “hey hubby”
by Hubby1 February 28, 2019
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Hubby #1

An Hubby #1 is someone who means everything to you. Someone who you care endlessly about. They are such an amazing soul. They are just great. U love them with all of your heart. They are so beautiful and amazing. A hubby #1 is one of your bestfriends. They are wonderful people. They are your number one.
Kassie is my hubby #1. She’s so amazing.
by Hehe. MaRlEY March 27, 2019
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Fu-Hubby

a man who is pretend married to another FUBAR member
Randy is Fu-Hubby to craftmagick
by craftmagick January 11, 2009
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cubby hubby

A male spouse who is soft and cuddly like a teddy bear
I love hugging my cubby hubby!
by BasicallyBRNK November 22, 2020
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