History

I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.

I need want some History right now.

by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021

history

the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken

history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch

by Homework Hater March 30, 2017

history

History means history

I hate History class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THE BIG JEFFF November 30, 2019

History

History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:

1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history

by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021

history

An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

by Merovaeus January 21, 2004

history

A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"

History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).

by AXiD January 8, 2004

History

Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.

Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.

by Darrell Lund September 16, 2007