hipster dufus

Someone who acts like they're into really "geeky" stuff because they think it's ironic that someone as "cool" as them would be not just a fan of it, but really into it.

At Wonder-Con, I bumped into this hipster dufus who was bragging about his band and how much he knows about the X-Men

by Nightwing83 July 1, 2008

hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...

hah hah...

by stopher October 27, 2003

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Hipster in Disguise

A hipster that wears mainstream clothing.

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!

by infinite8 November 26, 2011

Hipster in Disguise

Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.

Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.

by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010

Hipster Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, exhaling vape into the tank and then sealing it for a honeydew, kiwi, and cool mint surprise!

Thomas left a hipster upper decker in the toilet at the party that was surprisingly refreshing.

by GiantsMartyr January 20, 2018

Hipster Hog Day

The first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in "holes" in Williamsburg Brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. If the Hipster Hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, "what the f*ck is that idiot wearing?"

I know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was Hipster Hog Day today, so Winter is right around the corner.

by Wrecking Drew September 22, 2010