by Swift December 14, 2003
Get the Hippomug. Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the hipposmug. The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.
Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.
Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.
Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...
Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.
Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...
by Anna Bennie February 11, 2010
Get the Hippomug. A fat hippo-like kid who hangs around peoples groups, has no friends, is really nerdy, and crys alot. His only friends do not really like him but they will pretend they do. This kid is a super fag and says gay things like "i kid you not." Any kid called a hippo and denys it is an automatic hippo example; Guys stop calling me a fucking hippo, im not a hippo
by DONOKIDGHETTOKP January 16, 2009
Get the Hippomug. by baylen.kyle.peej April 26, 2020
Get the Hippo :)mug. by Will, my word got published! May 9, 2005
Get the Hippomug. Usually a Older Hippie, who is a hobbo, a dharma bum, (Hippie/hobbo). A Rad Hobbo. A travelling beatnik on the road.
by Farout Man (Gabe .d.) December 4, 2009
Get the Hippoemug.