"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"
"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"
"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"
by Reese-Reese August 17, 2008

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude
by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.
That's a real hilf he's got on.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.
His beanie is totally on my hilf list.
by Bodoof April 11, 2017

homie i'd like to fuck
that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)
friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
by john overscore December 31, 2023
