HILF

Hillary (Clinton) I'd Like to Fuck-- in referance to the recent possible Democratic nominee.

"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"

"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"

by Reese-Reese August 17, 2008

HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out

(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!

by john overscore December 31, 2023

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017