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Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.
Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!
by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008
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Hesticulum

The feeling one gets when part way through a song they no longer wish to hear in Pandora, LastFM, Slacker, or simmilar music streaming application but wants to preserve ones limited number of skips.

The dilema of "To Skip, or Not to Skip?" in Pandora when trying to preserve skips midway through a song.
One is listening to any D12 song and has already finished the Eminem portion of the song, which is the only part worth listening to anyway. However skipping this song midway through will cost you a "skip" and one only has a limited number of skips in one day. The risk is skipping a song that that is mediocre only to find yourself with no remaining "skips" when a bad song comes on. Pure Hesticulum.
by Nimbusflyr May 6, 2013
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hestkuk

Norwegian word and means horse cock. Used in southern norway as an insult. Otherwise in northern norway its used to say hello or good morning
Hello you hestkuk
by MillioZook September 24, 2020
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hestika

to have a bowel movement on ones self,
To show lack of care or concern.
-I am not going to wait for you

-Hestika!
by Vasilios Tsakiridis March 21, 2008
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Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
by Mocha123 May 16, 2018
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Hestia

Hestia is the coolest goddess ever! she doesnt usully like to get involved, but when shes pushed into a situation she really goes all ou. Posieden and Appolo are like, head over heels for her, but Hestia, being the nice girl she is, decided that instead of choosing one over the other, and hurting ones feelings she swore her virginity on zeus.
Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite:

Hestia is a queenly maid whom both Poseidon and Apollo sought to wed. But she was wholly unwilling, and stubbornly refused; and touching the head of father Zeus who holds the aegis, she, that fair goddess, swore a great oath which has in truth been fulfilled, that she would be a maiden all her days. So Zeus the Father gave her an high honor instead of marriage, and she has her place in the midst of the house and has the richest portion. In all the temples of the gods she has a share of honor, and among all mortal men she is chief of the goddesses.
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Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.
While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010
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