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Muddy Helmet

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The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
by Smack Baby October 23, 2011
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Fish Helmet

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The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.
Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.
by mushroomtea October 21, 2011
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bulletproof helmet 3000

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The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah
by Garry Goose March 8, 2019
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buff helmets

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"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark
by buckalope December 4, 2009
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