Hemsing

The act of ordering/calling out a sale that hasn’t yet been closed in order to gain praise from co-workers.

Sean shouted out 10 ordered phones today, he’s Hemsing hard.

by FoneGod January 15, 2024

Hensing

The art of shoving ones penis up ones bum and licking the feces.

I had such a fun time hensing my boyfriend, my breath smells like my bum now.

by Garthen Ham February 7, 2024

Hessing

To mess around aimlessly while drinking alcohol, chasing girls, and engaging in generally reckless or degenerate behavior.

Participating in carefree, low-responsibility antics that usually involve partying and questionable decisions.

“Bro, we didn’t get anything done this weekend — we were just hessing the whole time.”

by TheHesser February 26, 2026

van helsing allen

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.

Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family

by I am very hang March 7, 2020

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021