hearting

The action of being in like, lust, or love with someone. Related to the act or statement to heart him/her. Generally accompanied by fascination/obsession with the individual in question. Typically used when the situation is too ambiguous to establish a true definition of what the relationship is....the fact that hearting is someone also sounds like the word "hurting" is an interesting coincidence, because sometimes hearting someone can be quite painful...

Girl: "I'm not sure he likes me"
Friend: "Well, based on his actions, I would say a good bit of hearting is going on. I think he'll ask you out soon..."

by anon-y-mous September 13, 2008

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

Bad hearing

Something a Ms Eminem Bumshit has.

*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing

by Hehwe September 7, 2023

hearings

it is a kind of meeting, organized by the government before making a decision.In general, some related public are informed to attend the hearings to discuss the affairs and provide their suggestions. and after the hearings, the authority make a decision.

for example,if the goverment decide to raise the price of the taxi, it is essential to hold hearings.

by netfree August 26, 2006

selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.

"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"

by amrgkm January 29, 2009

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Harlingen High School

Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.

Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)

Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:

Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE

You might also hear:

Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL

by Brohemoth1572524 September 25, 2011