Headliner

An individual who only reads the headlines when gathering news on various media and social media outlets.

Having only read the headline, and without the full context of the article, the headliner continues to regurgitate misinformation, and the subsequent creation of “fake news”.

by Gord59 March 2, 2020

headlinecutz

my bestfriend <3 ( best barber ever)

headlinecutz sure is great huh

by kozins November 22, 2021

Headplate

Metal's ACTUAL most underrated band.

Headplate's "Bullsized" (2000) is filled to the brim with gold riffs.

by Bidet 2005 May 10, 2022

headlines

(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.

It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

HeadLit

A person ejaculating a indecipherable amount of cum on ones head and face making them physically blind for a good ten minutes.
Usually occurs after long and intense foreplay

"Oi mate, How was it on the date? did you guys do anything speciall?"
"brother... i gave her a Headlit... By accident i gotta say! now she has to wear glasses for a week but she said it was okay so thats fine!

by Galen burgar pojke January 11, 2024

Headlie

Headline with false information

Just read these headlies...Nobody can earn my trust when they talk about politics

by jackieloou February 10, 2025