fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

by nonplussed February 23, 2017

Hazard

The best footballer in the world ever

John:did u see that guy's skills?
Ethan:Yea he is a Hazard

by Datboymiguel March 30, 2017

hazard fraught

Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it

Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month

by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013

The dukes of moral hazard

The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".

Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!

by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011

Hazael

Hazaels are amazing!!! They are sweet funny happy tough cute loving caring supportive tall. And cute...

Cuddly hazael!!

by Hippie_Love January 26, 2020

hazard high school

a small school in hazard, ky where the principal's name is happy and the majority of the teachers are chain smokers. of the 300-so kids there are about 20 non-white kids in the school. most of the kids grew up together and are smokers and drinkers. the principal is known to play cards with the kids at lunch as well as provide alcohol to all the major parties. students enjoy in-school-suspention and make it a game to get paddled by the principal (note: principal opens the blinds to his office when he paddles regulars so the students can enjoy the show) hazard has a very strong rivalry aginst perry county central to the point where we can no longer play aginst them. despite all this, we somehow remain top 10 in the state test scores. go figure.

there should be a study on alcohol and tabacco raising the iq a few points. its the only way to explain hazard high school's test scores...

by dandydo April 16, 2009