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The Hayward

A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.
John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."
Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"
by the Hayward November 18, 2007
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Hayward Plunge

After having sex with your girlfriend, you shove her head in the toilet
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Hayward Plunge which helped with the headache from the Donkey Punch.
by Leo Ickmee July 4, 2015
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haymarket

Haymarket is a little town thats barely big enough to live in. Even though developments near by have the same zip code, they are actully not in Haymarket. Anyone who wasn't born there, hates to live there. No one lives in Haymarket all their lives. And if there was someone who did, they'd have children with their sister/brother or mother/father and wouldn't know that there was a world outside of those 3 blocks.
Living in Haymarket in a death-sentence.
by peaches4427 May 13, 2005
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Haymarket

An overpopulated town about 30 miles from Washington D.C. that is also referred to as Gaymarket. Here, you will find mass amounts of overpriced, cheaply built houses that are too close together. If you are able to leave your expensive gated "community" because of all the traffic, you will find that there isn't much to do anyway. Venture into the jungle known as the high school, only two years old, and find that there is already not enough teachers for the amount of students, because the city will not stop building houses. If would like to meet people, don't bother. Everyone is too busy to have time to smile, or even apologize for running into you.
Forget Haymarket, I'm moving back to Alabama.
by FatallyGorgeous November 12, 2008
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Hayward Street

A street located in the ghetto on Manchester,NH. Known exclusively for young, suburban punks dealing cheap drugs such as Meth,and Ecstacy, as well as selling dank weed such as GDP. Don't go there alone! You will get raped by a man who has 3 different kids with 3 different women.
I just bought some Ecstacy off this hoodlum on Hayward Street! I'll take you there later!
by Nybbeotch January 6, 2012
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Hayford

You attract success and money. You are a lover of nature and do not need others for your happiness. You are self sufficient. You strive for material success and power and have business sense. You possess strong organizational abilities, can be a good manager, and executive by nature. You are capable of great achievement in business and finance. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. Everyone loves Hayford.
Hayford it’s my best friend
by HoodSavior November 22, 2021
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Haydar

Haydar is a pretty boy. He has a lovable personality and is quite funny. You get lost in his gorgeous eyes. I've never seen someone prettier than the Haydar I know. He is the opposite of shy, I love his energy. If you end up with Haydar one day, be grateful. You are living the dream of my younger self.
by LauraKanee34 November 24, 2021
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