Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Hawaiian Uber

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.

Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?

by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019

Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022

Hawaiian Fever

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.

1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.

2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.

1 - What's that?

2 - It's another name for lakanookie.

by Ex libris October 2, 2013

so Hawaii

a schoolgirl (usually girls under the age of 18), expression for "so cute and beautiful' The expression shrieked in delight.

a schoolgirl receives, from her parents, new earrings for her birthday.

Parents: Jenn, do you like your new earrings we gave you?

Jenn (looking at her present): Thanks a lot mom and dad, the earring are (shrieks in delight) so Hawaii. (Jenn then hugs both her parents).

Parents: Jenn, we are glad you like your new earrings. Enjoy your Sweet Sixteenth 9her mom then kisses her).

by Uncle Dimma September 23, 2012

Hawaii part ii

A album by Miracle Musical and sung by Joe Hawley. Interestingly the album has a overarching story of a sailor who loves a women then that women dies he get’s blamed for the murder, Pleaded that he was insane so he gets electric shock therapy which kills him or something like that.

“Hey man have you listened to Hawaii Part ii”

“What?”

by Tangus June 4, 2021

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.

After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003